The real question is how did Jesus do after you asked ...
Well, he still has a head.But even if he didn't – hey, it's Jesus. He'll be OK.It's really just a respect thing. Usually best to teach your kids not to chew on the deity.
But wait ...explain the whole communion thing, then. "Take, eat, this is my body ..."
Wahhhh, you sinners. Doest thou not knowest that... Jesus loves the little children, all the children of world. Even when they chew and bite, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Cindy wins! She made orange pop come out my nose!
What Would Jesus Chew? WWJC
"Please don't chew on Jesus."
The real question is how did Jesus do after you asked ...
ReplyDeleteWell, he still has a head.
ReplyDeleteBut even if he didn't – hey, it's Jesus. He'll be OK.
It's really just a respect thing. Usually best to teach your kids not to chew on the deity.
But wait ...
ReplyDeleteexplain the whole communion thing, then. "Take, eat, this is my body ..."
Wahhhh, you sinners. Doest thou not knowest that... Jesus loves the little children, all the children of world. Even when they chew and bite, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.
ReplyDeleteCindy wins! She made orange pop come out my nose!
ReplyDeleteWhat Would Jesus Chew? WWJC
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