Monday, April 30, 2007

Kaylee and Alice: Round One

You know the law of Baby Thunderdome.
TWO BABIES ENTER. ONE BABY LEAVES.
Kaylee: You are no match for my Spinning Lotus position ...
Alice: Feel the fury of my Tiger Claw!
Kaylee: Beware my Flying Death Noogie!
Alice: You cannot harm what you cannot touch.
Kaylee: FLAMING DUCK OF FURY!
Kaylee: And a sweep to the leg ...
Kaylee: Bow to my superior skills or
I will be forced to kick you in the butt a second time.
You may now call me Master ...


Alice: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Dear Babies:

    When you are old and incontinent like Aunt Maggie, laughter can make you pee.

    Just thought you'd want to know.

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  2. Anonymous11:20 PM

    Thunderdome??? Tiger Claw? Flying Noogie?? Spinning Lotus? Where is He-Man the protector when you need him?

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  3. Best baby deathmatch EVAR.

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