My wife is a horrible liar, part 2

Mike's lessons for expectant mothers #2.

If you're trying to keep your pregnancy a secret. Just don't tell ANYONE you're going to the doctor. And if it slips that you have an appointment - just tell them you have a nasty ingrown toenail that needs draining. Then ask them if they want to see. When they say no, make sure you walk around with a limp for the rest of the day.

Right Mel?

My wife is a horrible liar

Mike's lessons for expectant mothers #1.

If you're trying to keep your pregnancy a secret. Don't tell co-workers you have a doctor appointment coming up. And if you HAVE to tell them so they can cover for you - MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A COVER STORY.

Right Melissa?

I'm sure there will be more of these rules coming. ;)