Friday, January 09, 2009

Parenting tip #134

If your child is eating yogurt – and sneezes – do not wipe the yogurt off her pants and lick it off of your fingers. It might not be yogurt.

5 comments:

Charlie and Cindy said...

Michael-

You are soooo lucky they love you. After the twitter remark credited to Rae, you're also lucky you're still alive.

monkeyhouse said...

So what happens if I also credit THIS quote to Rae?

(Cause I'm smart enough not to eat snot off my daughter's pants.)

maggie said...

I'm pretty sure that every time he attributes a quote to Racheal, he's actually quoting himself.

Just a theory, but I think it holds water.

monkeyhouse said...

Rae also says: "Mike is the King of Awesome!"

maggie said...

Yes, but Rae actually said "Maggie is just superfly."

So ... ya gotta take the good with the bad.

And in a fit of missing you, I will admit ... you are the King of Awesome.