First, you have to CAREFULLY place the eggs in the dye.
Then you take them out to dry.
Then the Easter Bunny or some similar deity comes to your house in the middle of the night, takes the colored eggs out of the fridge and hides them in the front yard for you to find. It's an Easter miracle!
Maybe the bunny should have been more careful where he hid the eggs. That doesn't look very baby safe.
Then you look over your haul to see what the ratio of shattered to solid eggs is. (About 3 to 1)
Then you pose for Dad with your toe perfectly cocked so he can get the perfect "look how cute my little girl is" photo.