You know Rae is out of town when the kid is this filthy. After her bath – I swear you could skim a layer of dirt and grime off the top of the water.
You know how you can take a piece of chicken, roll it in egg, and then bread crumbs – bake it in the oven and it gets a nice crispy crust to it?
The same thing can be accomplished with a baby, yogurt, a back yard full of dirt and the Tucson sun.
I think we're going to have to burn the clothes.