Kaylee, what do you want for Christmas this year?
A scooter, a round pillow and a mouse that is a clown.
A mouse that is a clown?
Where am I supposed to find a mouse that is also a clown?
Daddy. You don't have to. Santa will bring it.
Thank god for moms and two am sewing projects. Did I say moms? I meant Santa.
* Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!