Tuesday, December 28, 2010

May the Forks be with you

Highlights from the kid's first full viewing of Star Wars: Episode IV

"I bet that's the rocket ship Darth Vaders in."
"Hey, they're in the desert. Just like WE live in the desert."
"Wow! That's a big yak!"
"That's a Bantha."
"No Dad. That's a yak."
"Why did the sandy people take his arm apart?"
"How did their house get blowed up?"
"The Stormtroopers did it."
"Well, I'm not scared of them. They're just make believe."
"Why did they destroy her planet? That was mean."
"I don't want to watch this part. They're going to get smooshed."
"Where's Luke?" "
That's Luke."

"No. That's Red 5."
"Why did he tell Luke to use the Forrest?"
"That's it? But they didn't get married!"

1 comment:

Sloth Love Chunk said...

The Forrest is a very useful thing against the dark side.