Kaylee gets her two month checkup in the morning – and you know what that means. Big, scary needles in tiny, pudgy arms.
I'm not sure what all she's getting vaccinated against but I'm pretty sure it's just the regular measles, typhoid, SARS, ADD, anthrax, monkey pox and hippies. You know, the basics.
A friend of ours opted not to immunize her child – and her kid promptly caught a nasty case of the hippies. There were sandals and acoustic guitars everywhere. The baby's room reeked of wacky weed. With years of therapy, the child just might overcome her handicap. But she will probably always drive a Volkswagon.
Luckily, Kaylee will be spared any such fate. She's lucky to have such smart parents.