Friday, January 18, 2008

Spoken today

"Please don't chew on Jesus."
I'm sure every parent says this at least once.

6 comments:

Jonathon Berlin said...

The real question is how did Jesus do after you asked ...

vized06 said...

Well, he still has a head.

But even if he didn't – hey, it's Jesus. He'll be OK.

It's really just a respect thing. Usually best to teach your kids not to chew on the deity.

maggie said...

But wait ...

explain the whole communion thing, then. "Take, eat, this is my body ..."

Cindy said...

Wahhhh, you sinners. Doest thou not knowest that... Jesus loves the little children, all the children of world. Even when they chew and bite, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.

maggie said...

Cindy wins! She made orange pop come out my nose!

Jonathon Berlin said...

What Would Jesus Chew? WWJC