Did you know your phone can be changed from working on the tone system to working on the rotary system?
And did you know that it's easy enough for a child to do?
And did you know that you can't navigate a touch-tone phone system (like a help desk for instance) while you're set for rotary?
And did you know that if you call the phone company to report the problem, one of their first questions is "Do you have a small child?"
And did you know they laugh at you as you hang up?