Fatherhood is ...

... trying to keep a straight face while telling your child what they just did wrong – when all you want to do is laugh.

... washing juice from the inside of a cup – and scrubbing off the food caked to the outside.

... putting your daughter's shoe on for the fifth time in just as many minutes.

... chasing a naked female around your house and having your only thought be "Please don't pee on the carpet."