So I investigated and found she wasn't in her room. So I followed the noise into the office where I found ...
A certain child clutching her bink in one hand and a mangled, yet unopened, stick of string cheese in the other ... sitting in a puddle of warming vanilla yogurt ... locked inside one of the dog's crates ... watching a get rich quick infomercial on the television.
Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.
I only wish I'd been mean enough to grab the camera before letting her out.