Sunday, August 19, 2007

From the editor's desk

This isn't the kind of blog where you would expect to read rumors and hearsay. I like to think that this site has a certain level of integrity when it comes to things like that. We do not cite anonymous sources and each fact that we publish must be corroborated by two independent and credible sources.

Unless it is the editor's opinion, which is 99% of what makes up this site. But I digress.

A story was brought to our attention today. It is alleged that Kaylee spoke her first real word this afternoon. This story is backed up by only one source – the child's mother. We have only agreed to publish her account after a certain "special interest group" weighed in during an unsolicited phone call this evening. We are not claiming that we fear for our lives – but the caller has threatened us with physical harm in the past.

Rae claims that at approximately 2:30 this afternoon, while feeding Kaylee in the dining room, the child began to get fussy. As she often does, Rae asked "Are you done?" and held the empty spoon to be seen. She claims that the child clearly replied "Done," and looked quite proud of herself after the fact.

We cannot confirm the child's actions as the father was in the other room doing something we are sure was very important. No other credible witnesses were available at this time – dogs don't count.

Kaylee declined to comment for this article.

6 comments:

Louie the snitch said...

Word on the street is that there's a price on your head. Watch out for guys with violin cases.........

Done said...

Once she starts talking, she won't shut up.

maggie said...

By "done" I'm sure she meant to say "Aunt Maggie."

grammy said...

trust me. mom's know these things

Papa Allen said...

MY GRANDKIDS ROOOOCK!!! and their parents aren't too shabby either...

Papa Allen also said...

Hi MAGS!!!