In an effort to find a good name for our unborn child, we have decided to look at famous Rices (unrelated as far as we know) to name the kid after. Take two:
Only the greatest wide receiver ever.
Pros: 197 career received touchdowns. 1,549 career catches. Need I go on? No? Good, becasue I know nothing about sports statistics. I had to lift all that from Wikkipedia.
Cons: Four words. Dancing. With. The. Stars. I never watched the show - but I know a train wreck when I see one. My how far the mighty have fallen.