Wednesday, April 05, 2006

My wife is a horrible liar, part 2

Mike's lessons for expectant mothers #2.

If you're trying to keep your pregnancy a secret. Just don't tell ANYONE you're going to the doctor. And if it slips that you have an appointment - just tell them you have a nasty ingrown toenail that needs draining. Then ask them if they want to see. When they say no, make sure you walk around with a limp for the rest of the day.

Right Mel?

1 comment:

Mel said...

I have no idea what you're talking about...and yes she is a very bad liar.