LISTEN TO ME !!!

So I was talking to my baby today, when Rae told me that my child probably doesn't have any ears. Seems my child is already making it a point not to listen to me. So I did a little research and if Rae is as far along as we think she is, then my child also has:

No eyes. Or at least not in the right place. Right now s/he has eyes on either side of hisher head. Like a fish.
No arms or legs. Just nubs. Or they may be to the point where s/he has little flipper-things. Kinda like a tiny pink seal - with fish eyes.
No hair. Just like dad.
No plumbing. That's the polite way of saying s/he is neither male nor female. Kinda like E.T. or Janet Reno.

However, my baby does have a butt.