Thursday, April 27, 2006

Meet the kid

My baby had hiser first portrait taken today. Kinda like when your mom dragged you to Sears or Wal-Mart - except without the cheesy pull-down backgrounds.

So that's himer. The blobby-looking thing in the middle. That's hiser head on the right - just in case you couldn't tell. The black stuff around himer is hiser "womb without a view." The rest of it is Rae's girlie parts.

Stop looking at my wife's girlie parts.

I mean it, stop.

I'm a little disturbed by the GE logo at the top left. Our child isn't even born yet and already s/he is being subjected to product placement. No wonder we're such a consumer-based society. It's ingrained in our heads since BEFORE birth. Do you think that when my child is driving me nuts by screaming "I WANT I WANT I WANT" that I could start a class action law suit against GE for preconditioning my child to only accept name brands?

Oh right - baby. We were talking about the baby. Rae is about nine weeks along - which keeps our original due date of 11/28. Sagittarius. Just like dad.

I think s/he kinda looks like me. Of course, I'm not 100% sure which end I'm looking at.


Anonymous said...

Aren't you the one subjecting your unborn child to the consumer world by placing it on this site???

As Homestar would say, "Seriously"


becky said...

i still can't believe our kids are going to be a month apart (assuming they come on their due dates)!! congrats again guys!

Lamb said...

I think the kid has more hair than you.