Thursday, December 31, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Playing with dolls
Kid: "No, she is wearing glass slippers."
Me: "I don't see any slippers."
Kid: "Dad, they are glass."
It's Marie!
One of Kaylee's favorite books right now is the story of Edgar Degas' Little Dancer statue. So, since we were in STL, we just had to take a trip to Forrest Park to visit one of the castings.
Watching her run around behind to make sure she was wearing her "peach colored ribbon" was priceless for a dad who's favorite class was usually art history.
Unfortunately, we went late enough in the day that she was too grumpy for pictures.
I must have tired her out with dinosaurs at the Science Center.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
It had to happen sooner or later
Luckily it was at school - so MY plumbing is safe.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
The Princess and the Pee
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Pumpkin carving
waiting for Mom.
But here's something to tide you over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMp_saurio
Monday, October 26, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Daddy, daughter dance
Batty
Frog
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Sunday, October 04, 2009
There will be cake (and possibly blood)
Saturday, October 03, 2009
How I know I have a little girl, addendum
At this rate she's already better than anyone throwing for the Bears.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
That's a lotta Kaylees
time while Mom and Dad shop at the Banana Republic.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
C'est fini
Now I just have to get her to keep it up and she can support me by being a famous artist.
Masterpiece in progress
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
The driving lesson
A FATHER is driving his Mustang convertible with his TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER strapped into her carseat in the rear of the vehicle. THE FATHER is desperately trying to move from the left lane to the right lane so he can make his turn - but the STUPID DRIVER next to him is not cooperating.
THE FATHER speeds up - and the STUPID DRIVER speeds up.
FATHER (FRUSTRATED): Motherf ...
His voice trails off as he remembers the presence of his TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.
THE FATHER slows down – and the STUPID DRIVER also slows down.
FATHER (A LITTLE LOUDER): God damm ...
Again THE FATHER catches himself. He speeds up in a last ditch effort to get around the STUPID DRIVER which, of course, speeds up.
FATHER (VERY AGITATED): Sweet Jesus you f ...
Grinding his teeth to keep from completing the sentence, THE FATHER again slows down. And so does the STUPID DRIVER.
THE FATHER - now to the point of stammering in frustration - comes to an almost complete stop and slides in behind the STUPID DRIVER just in time to make his turn.
FATHER (SHAKING HIS FIST): You mot ... *mumble* ... stupid fuc ... *mumble* ... DOUCHEBAG!!!
THE FATHER immediately realizes what he has done and knows that the best thing to do is to calm down and pretend like nothing out of the ordinary has happened. If he doesn't make a big deal out of it the TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER will forget about it as soon as she is distracted by a passing motorcycle or school bus. He calmly composes himself, regrips the steering wheel and continues on his journey.
Several moments pass. The TWO-YEAR-OLD is contemplating the events.
TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER: Daddy?
FATHER (KNOWING WHAT IS COMING): Yes dear?
TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER: Why you tell him "push back?"
THE FATHER breathes a sigh of relief and collects his thoughts.
FATHER: Because he was driving too fast honey. Daddy needed to let him know that he was being a bad driver.
TWO-YEAR-OLD: Yeah. He is a bad driver. Just like Uncle James.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
It's official.
Worse. She's a Disney Princess. (The days of Manman seem to be so long ago now.)
This was supposed to be for her birthday, but the little stinker caught me buying it — so this is Halloween instead.
She's already asking for a "beautiful Cinderella" dress for her birthday ... which we already bought.
We're such suckers.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Monday, September 07, 2009
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Kaylee's first ball game
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Puppet theatre
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
I hope Iana likes Cinderella
Rae: Well, your birthday is coming up. Maybe then.
Kaylee: No. I will have a big dress for Andrew's wedding.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Boyfriends
"Oh, he is," says Mommy. "What's a boyfriend?"
"A boyfriend is shaking hands and going down the slide," says Kaylee.
Monday, August 03, 2009
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
What did you learn in school today?
She's got the words down - we're still working on the counting ...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The Dork Side is strong with this one.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Thank you Disney
Right before vacation we were on one of our many Target excursions and we happened upon the little girls' underwear aisle. (A new place for me for those of you who may be wondering.) Here Kaylee spotted the article of clothing that would change her life.
Little. Mermaid. Panties.
We didn't buy them then - but we did promise her that if she started using the potty all the time, we would soon.
Now, I've seen a lot of people get excited about a lot of things, but I have never seen anyone get as excited about anything as she did about the thought of wearing a cartoon character on her butt. This even includes my wife when I proposed to her - she just looked dumb-struck. (Maggie can keep any and all comments about being surprised about anyone being excited to marry me to herself.)
Fast-forward to vacation and Kaylee is not only using the potty, but she's even staying dry overnight. Thirty-six hours a pop and the whole time she keeps reminding us about her need for Little Mermaid panties. (It really is adorable when she says it.) I feel a bit stupid for buying extra Pull-Ups while we were there, because she hardly used any of them.
So now we're home - and since I'm a Dad of my word, my little girl is wearing big girl underpants. We've had a few accidents (the most notable being the wee wee on the Wii I mentioned earlier) but dry for the most part. It's like a switch went off and it was just time to do it.
If there is any trick to this, I think it is to find what your kid loves the most - and promise them underpants with that printed on it. Or if I let Kaylee explain it (in another quote from daycare):
Tonight's conversation
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Potty training
Friday, July 03, 2009
Binkless
Sunday, June 28, 2009
WAS@thelakehouse - KAYLEE EDITION
ELEPHANTS!, from the wildlife collection, 2009
LION!, from the wildlife collection, 2009
SQUIRREL!, from the wildlife collection, 2009
DORKS!, from the wildlife collection, 2009
Picture of my picture, environmental portrait, 2009
Door, environmental portrait, 2009
Boat ride, environmental portrait, 2009
Where they make the clouds, environmental portrait, 2009
Mom, portrait, 2009
Aunt JJ, portrait, 2009
Uncle James, portrait, 2009
Izzybutt, portrait, 2009
Uncle thumb-face, portrait, 2009
Dad and GG, portrait, 2009
Grandpa Charlie & Grandma Cindy, portrait, 2009
Aunt Bex, portrait, 2009
Uncle Steve, portrait, 2009
(a "Grandma Trimmer photo" for those in the know)
Aunt Mary & Aunt Ruth, portrait, 2009
Alice & half an aunt, portrait, 2009
The artist, self portrait, 2009