I thought I recognized that blobby shape. Not quite human, yet not quite ... something else.
And then all this talk about adding limbs ... developing eyes ... growing ears ...
All the latest ultrasound did is confirm my fears.
I'm not 100% sure I'm the father (how could I be?) but I still love my little spud. For the sake of the family - let us never speak of this again.
Now would someone tell me where the hell the hat came from?