Monday, April 30, 2007

Kaylee and Alice: Round One

You know the law of Baby Thunderdome.
TWO BABIES ENTER. ONE BABY LEAVES.
Kaylee: You are no match for my Spinning Lotus position ...
Alice: Feel the fury of my Tiger Claw!
Kaylee: Beware my Flying Death Noogie!
Alice: You cannot harm what you cannot touch.
Kaylee: FLAMING DUCK OF FURY!
Kaylee: And a sweep to the leg ...
Kaylee: Bow to my superior skills or
I will be forced to kick you in the butt a second time.
You may now call me Master ...


Alice: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

3 comments:

aunt maggie said...

Dear Babies:

When you are old and incontinent like Aunt Maggie, laughter can make you pee.

Just thought you'd want to know.

Grandpa Charlie said...

Thunderdome??? Tiger Claw? Flying Noogie?? Spinning Lotus? Where is He-Man the protector when you need him?

Fogger said...

Best baby deathmatch EVAR.