Quick! Check her stats!

I should have started this sooner so you'd have some sense of how things have changed. But I'm not that smart. Luckily, I'm devestatingly handsome - so that gets me through most of life's challenges.

You - in the back. Quit smirking.

Belly: 36 inches
Belly button depth: Approx. .25" deep
Bust: Like I'm gonna put that on the internet. What kind of pervs do you want me to attract to this blog?
Butt: Again. Not gonna happen. But this time because I know Rae will read this and I value my life.
Height: Still 5-foot two and three-fourths of an inch.
Weight: I don't know. Rae won't allow a scale in the house.

So really, you didn't get too much out of that. Sorry. There's just not too much going on right now. Feel like you didn't get your money's worth from this entry? Let me make it up to you. Here's a clip of a monkey sniffing his own butt.