[Scene: Early morning. Mike is bleary-eyed and trying to boot up his computer (stoopid firmware update won't go through.) Rae enters stage right.]
Rae: Good morning.
I didn't want to get up this early, stupid sun.
I need some love, gimme a hug.
[Rae spins his chair around, climbs on his lap and proceeds to full-body hug.]
Oh, excuse me.
[The smell begins to waft upward.]
Oh, and it's stinky too ...
[Rae looks around for a dog to blame and for the first time EVER, there is not one underfoot.]
I'm sorry. It just - ya know ...