Scene from a home office with a pregnant lady and her tired husband

[Scene: Early morning. Mike is bleary-eyed and trying to boot up his computer (stoopid firmware update won't go through.) Rae enters stage right.]

Rae: Good morning.
Mike: Mmmmpppphhhfff.
I didn't want to get up this early, stupid sun.
Mmmmpppphhhfff.
I need some love, gimme a hug.

[Rae spins his chair around, climbs on his lap and proceeds to full-body hug.]

Oh, excuse me.
Mmmmpppphhhfff.

[The smell begins to waft upward.]
Oh, and it's stinky too ...
Mmmmpppphhhfff.

[Rae looks around for a dog to blame and for the first time EVER, there is not one underfoot.]

I'm sorry. It just - ya know ...
Mmmmpppphhhfff.

[End scene.]