Sunday, December 24, 2006

A Christmas carol ...

Silent night,
Oh, yeah right,
Babe won't sleep,
She just wants to fight,

She won't eat from either bottle or breast,
Mom and dad just want to rest,

Sleep now monkey please sleep,
Sleep now monkey please sleep.

(To be sung all night taking only a fifteen minute break every hour
or so. Dear Baby Jesus – all I want for Christmas is a nap.)

(And an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.)

1 comment:

Dad said...

You'll shoot your eye out...........